Im 28, living close enough to London to enjoy a good party but, far enough to have a break from it.  Im a singer, comedian (ok maybe I like to just be laughed at) and like to write. I play loadsa sports, currently sadly injured (where’s my nurse?) due to football.  Got an alright body and pukka legs (If you’re nice I’ll show you) I'm a little bit spazzy when it comes to dancing, but tbh, thats part of my charm. Charming, singing, spaz. All yours.

Right, so what I’m looking for is a pretty, youthful, BIG GIRL! Someone who doesn’t shy from second helpings and loves herself just the way she is. I WOULD! Must have good taste in music. I know sounds ridiculously snobbish but hey I have me moments. Singer ‘membah? Must love comedy enough to laugh out loud and enjoy it. I hope to make you laugh every day. Most of all, I'm looking for someone who wants to live life to the full. Seriously, isn’t that the point?