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Rated: 102 |
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Lindsay |
| Age |
26 |
| Register Date |
02/22/2007 |
| Last On |
05/14/2008 11:33 pm |
| Location |
Minneapolis, Minnesota USA |
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| About Me |
I currently reside in Minneapolis, Minnesota and travel as much as I possibly can. I'd like to have a travel-log/passport so fat it needs it's own boarding pass. I'm always looking for new places to go and would like to visit all 50 states and every country before I pass away.
Lithuanian in decent...I've been described as a bit "blunt", "vulgar", "quirky" and an "acquired taste". I'm around 5'8 in height with black hair, blue eyes, fair skin and fierce curves. I AM A THICK CUT MEAT BUCKET!!! I am more "TOP HEAVY" than anything else and if you are even THINKING of asking me my breast size save your time and mine because you won't get an answer. I wear glasses because I can't see far distances and my attire flows all over the spectrum from psychobilly (heels and pencil skirts corsets and garters) to comfy and laid back (chucks with jeans and hoodies).
I've never been married and have no children however, I am the ring leader of a gang of 4-legged fur babies (CATS). I listen to my music entirely way to loud and I panty dance religiously. I work as a photographer and make-up artist (film, special effects, photo and event) and am returning back to school to obtain a degree in social work. All in all life is pretty good.
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| About My Match |
I'm here to meet: The spiritually suave, erotically playful, ironically tender and the divinely blasphemous. Mmmm, let's play Muse!
YES!!! It is true *GASP, CHEST GRAB, WIDE EYES* I have decided to be single again. Now mind your own damn business! This does not mean it is open season to send me your naughty bits, your thoughts on the person I was with or how you could be the "NEW PERSON". I really am not interested in any of it.
P.S. to the FEMALES:If I give you a high rating it does not mean I am a lesbian and trying to hit on you it means I am secure enough in giving props where I find they are DUE! Also I don't want your boyfriend or your husband either, NO REALLY I assure you of this!!!
P.S. to the MALES: If I give you a high rating that is not an open invite for you to ask for a ticket on the titty train, ass airways or the poontang pontoon. I assure you the cyber invites, the sparkling comments of "NAUGHTY GIRL" are better used on someone else. Flattery is one thing LAME is another. |
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| Music |
LOVE IT!!! ALL OF IT!! There is literally ALWAYS music on around me! (Electronic, Oldies, Classical, Ska, Big Band, New Wave, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Hardcore, Rock, Industrial, Urban Hip-Hop, Punk, Hindi, Raggae, Experimental, Acoustics, Tribal, World, Lounge, etc) Have any suggestions?
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| Movies |
Awakenings, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Waking Life, Pi, Barbarella, Horror, Teen-based movies from the 80's, Home Videos.
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| Sports |
Burlesque, Roller Derby, Belly Dancing, Contortion, Bowling, Basketball, Lusting Globally, Sweaty Animalistic Dancing (burning man anyone?!?)
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accents, adrenaline, affection overload, aimless travel, architect, art, BBQ's, bargain shopping, celebrations, cosmetology, dancing, D.I.Y, education, gnomes, heritage, imagination, interior design, meditation, museums, people watching, philosophy, photography, playing dress-up, psychology, reading, sarcasm, self exploration, self expression, sexuality, sleep, spontaneity, storms, street art, stroking egos, technology, vintage cars, voyeurism, vulgarity, yoga..... And many other
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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. |
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